Read This! Relax Now!!

spiritunit

Well-Known Member
#1
See, how people write leave Applications.
It's murder of the English language.. But Too Funny. Just Read It.

The Leave Applications;)
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l Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
'Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me one-week leave.'

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l This is from Oracle Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the
'mundan' ceremony of his 10 year old son:
'as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days..'

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l Another gem from CDAC.
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
'as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..'

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l From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
'As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave..'

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l Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
'Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may
not return, please grant me half day casual leave'

________________________________

l An incident of a leave letter:
'I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.'

________________________________

l A leave letter to the headmaster:
'As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache.
I request you to leave me today'

________________________________

l Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
'As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.'

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l Covering note:
'I am enclosed herewith...'

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l Another one:
'Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..'

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l Actual letter written for application of leave:
'My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home
I may be granted leave'.

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l Letter writing:-
'I am well here and hope you are also in the same well..'

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l A candidate's job application:
'This has reference to your advertisement calling for a
' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...
As I am both(!! )for the past several years and
I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
 

hills_5000

Well-Known Member
#2
:thumb:

nice

See, how people write leave Applications.
It's murder of the English language.. But Too Funny. Just Read It.

The Leave Applications;)
________________________________


l Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
'Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me one-week leave.'

________________________________


l This is from Oracle Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the
'mundan' ceremony of his 10 year old son:
'as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days..'

________________________________

l Another gem from CDAC.
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
'as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..'

________________________________


l From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
'As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave..'

________________________________


l Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
'Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may
not return, please grant me half day casual leave'

________________________________

l An incident of a leave letter:
'I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.'

________________________________

l A leave letter to the headmaster:
'As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache.
I request you to leave me today'

________________________________

l Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
'As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.'

________________________________


l Covering note:
'I am enclosed herewith...'

________________________________

l Another one:
'Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..'

________________________________

l Actual letter written for application of leave:
'My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home
I may be granted leave'.

________________________________

l Letter writing:-
'I am well here and hope you are also in the same well..'

________________________________

l A candidate's job application:
'This has reference to your advertisement calling for a
' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...
As I am both(!! )for the past several years and
I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
 

VJAY

Well-Known Member
#8
:clap::clapping::lol::rofl:
 
#9
Dear spiritunit,
this is awesome,fabulous.
I have ranked those as follows,
1)selling land alongwith wife
2)job application of the typist
3)leave letter to the headmaster :as i am studying in this school...........
Thank you very much.
 
S

SCF

Guest
#10
I would like to add aanother leave application....it is for extention of leave

Sent a telegram for extension of leave as follows

"Wife's delivery postphoned, please extend leave"

Actually, he has copied from this message

"Exams postphoned, please extend leave".
 

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