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10th March 2008, 10:43 PM
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Re: Tu Daal Dal Main Paat Pat
Employer to A (employee) : You never comes on time......always late......sorry.....You are fired.
Employer to B : Why can't you manage your time.......some time late......some time early......we can't afford such a care-less person who even can't manage his time.......you are fired. Employer to C : We are very happy......you always comes on time .......never late......but......we are sorry......we can't afford a person who moves with watch.........! 
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10th March 2008, 10:46 PM
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Re: Tu Daal Dal Main Paat Pat
I spent 5 lacs of Rs on cremination of my father when he died......now if I show it as expense.....I can save a tax upto 1.5 lac......where (under which exp. head) I should book it........?
Packing & forwarding.......!
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15th March 2008, 09:42 PM
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Re: Tu Daal Dal Main Paat Pat
If You are looking for knowledge.......
at Traderji......You are in good college.  The man, who trade with knowledge's lac...... can soon become.......MAN IN BLACK....... My friend says......Have taken bitter pill..... Now everything is sold.........my position is nil..... Don't be angry......don't pull-out your gun......... Janam samjha karo......having just fun........
Last edited by Cactus; 15th March 2008 at 11:48 PM.
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15th March 2008, 10:08 PM
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15th March 2008, 10:14 PM
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Re: Tu Daal Dal Main Paat Pat
It is rediclious........Govt. is robbing me in legal way........
 , I pay a tax of Rs. nearly 9 lacs on an income of 30 lacs......., What I should do.....  said Mr. Rambharosey to Mr. Ram Aasere.Well, I also have an income about 30 lacs but I only pay about 2.50 lac as Tax. Ram Aasere said. How is it possible.........? Well, I use MAKE HAPPY-ALL policy........ What is it.......? Our FM has a problem.........in a country where population is over than 100 Cr, only 5% peoples pay tax......so I decided to increase number of Tax payers........ We are six members in our family.......my parents (2), my wife and me (2) and my two sons (2)......I also created 2 HUF a/c's , one for my father and other for me, then I divided my 30 lacs income in 8 account and average incomes to 3.75 lacs in each account........ at the end of the year.........I invest 1 lac in every a/c so that I could get a rebate u/s 80 C ......now I have to pay tax on 2.75 lacs that comes to 42500 only in every a/c so total tax comes to 42500*8 = 3,40000 only. My parents are senior citizen so they also get the rebate and the real tax that I pay is approx 2,50000/- approx. only. Now no-one have a problem........FM is happy because number of tax payers are increasing.......my family members are happy as they have become tax payers........I am also enjoying the remaining money. .......What more I need..........
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15th March 2008, 10:39 PM
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It is 15th of March...........Please sign the cheque......so that I can deposite advance tax...........Accountant said to owner.
Well, Did I hire you to save the tax or to pay..........?
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16th March 2008, 08:52 AM
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Re: Tu Daal Dal Main Paat Pat
Little kid asked his father.........
Dad......., can you fly........ Investor father said........ I could have fly.......... unless.....the market didn't die.
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