Dear Friends,
A hectic and eventful week is over. Lets have some lighter moments. Hope elders will not get engry. If i'm doing wrong then i apologise at first. Smile pls.
Some funny thing i found on net. Here they are.
Murphy's Laws
1.Nothing is as easy as it looks.
2.Everything takes longer than you think.
3.Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
4.If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
5.If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
6.If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
7.Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
8.If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
9.Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
10.A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
11.It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
12.Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
13.The light at the end of the tunnel is only the light of an oncoming train.
14.Every solution breeds new problems.
15.Two wrongs are only the beginning.
16.If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
17.To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
18.Exceptions prove the rule ... and wreck the budget.
19.Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
20.The tough part of a Data Processing Manager's job is that users don't really know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.
21.The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.
Cheers.
P.S.: Watch this space every weekends.
CopperDesk
A hectic and eventful week is over. Lets have some lighter moments. Hope elders will not get engry. If i'm doing wrong then i apologise at first. Smile pls.
Some funny thing i found on net. Here they are.
Murphy's Laws
1.Nothing is as easy as it looks.
2.Everything takes longer than you think.
3.Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
4.If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
5.If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
6.If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
7.Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
8.If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
9.Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
10.A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
11.It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
12.Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
13.The light at the end of the tunnel is only the light of an oncoming train.
14.Every solution breeds new problems.
15.Two wrongs are only the beginning.
16.If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
17.To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
18.Exceptions prove the rule ... and wreck the budget.
19.Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
20.The tough part of a Data Processing Manager's job is that users don't really know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.
21.The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.
Cheers.
P.S.: Watch this space every weekends.
CopperDesk
