You've been rather harsh on the newbie Agilent,
So much so that he's stunned and silent;
Am not too sure he's with you on this joke,
Methinks you've given him an unfair poke.
Now why don't you just come out fair & clean,
"Price band" & "Freezing", what do they really mean?
That is the question being asked of you,
He's a fellow boarder just asking for his due.